Tocmai am primit asta prin mail, nu stiu exact sursa dar nu conteaza.

In orasul meu, inca o saptamana. Inca un weekend. A venit si toamna. Si
ploile. S-au tampit si mai tare cretinii in trafic. Dar daca saptamanile
trecute am avut parte doar de incidente periculoase care m-au facut sa
realizez ca pot sta linisita la stop si ma poate face un imbecil cu un
Audi praf, zilele trecute am avut parte si de ceva momente amuzante.
Joi am vazut o scena geniala

De la Podul Marasesti spre Budapesta, strada cu o singura banda
paralela cu linia de tramvai. In general, jmecherii merg pe linie.

De data asta, in fatza mea, o printzesa cu o mashinuta superba (imi
scapa marca, dar arata spectaculos), mergea ca toata lumea cu 2 km/h,
dar in stilul ei, cu cativa centimetri pe linia de tramvai, desi avea
loc o gramada in dreapta.

Apare si tramvaiul. Claxon. Inca unul. Inca unul.

Printzesa impasibila isi continua mersul de melc fara sa schitzeze macar
ca ar vrea sa elibereze linia sau ca, macar, ar interesa-o ca sta
tramvaiul dupa ea, ca asteapta oamenii. Ea vorbea la telefon si se dadea
cu gloss.

Momentul de senzatie s-a petrecut cand vatmanul si-a luat avant si i-a
zburat gratzios oglinda laterala! Ea, shocata, mai da si sa-si deschida
portiera si o infige in tramvai.

Incepe sa tzipe, sa-si intinda capul pe geam ca o lebada.

“*Nenorocitule! Te dau in judecata! Tu stii, ma, cat costa mashina
asta?*”

Vatmanul deschide si el usha lui si ii spune cu o voce ireal de calma:

“*Papushe, cauta-ma tu la depou, intreaba acolo de Nea Vasile. Si daca
nu iti dau io banii pe oglinda, poate iti dau baietzii o mue, sa mai
mergi si altadata pe linie, la misto”.

Blocaj total…

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At least according to the mails I have just received, I have won one million at “Euro Millions” and then I have won a bit over 2 million at some spanish lottery, three times. Some 270.000 Euro more from the next lottery and if I will be so kind to allow “Mrs Kimba Adkowi” to send 15 Mil US$ to my account I can keep 25% so I now have something over 10Mil. Euro! niiiice

I am sure if I would read more mails from my spam folder I would become even richer Does this kind of scam still work? It’s really incredible how some people believe everything.

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Press Briefing by National Security Advisor Stephen Hadley on the President’s Trip to the NATO Summit

The President will then go to Romania so he can participate in the NATO summit and conduct bilateral meetings with Romanian authorities. The President will travel to Constadt, on Romania’s Black Sea coast, to meet with President Vasesque at his official retreat. Romania is a close partner of the United States and has proven to be a valuable NATO ally since it joined the Alliance in 2004. The two Presidents will discuss a range of bilateral issues.

Now serious, who still thing that American politicians are NOT incredible stupid?

For those that don’t know it, the city is called Constanţa and the Romanian president is called Băsescu

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Ieri seara am fost dupa un Prieten la Airoport in Viena. Pe drum inapoi se opreste traficu si nu se mai misca nimica. Dupa catva timp stat am aflat ca sa Rasturnat un Autocar Romanesc care venea din Spania. Am ocolit accidentu si pe drum tot mai apareau Salvari, deci era clar ca ii destul de grav.
Mediafax.ro nu avea nici azi dimineata o informatie despre ce sa intamplat. Dupa ce a trimis prietenu care l-am luat de la airoport un mail la mediafax cu _link_ catre ziaru din austria cu ce sa intamplat, o aparaut si pe mediafax, dar cu putine erori de traducere care deja deforma putin realitatea. Dupa toate astea vine si ProTV si sa schimbat nr pasagerilor, numarul ranitilor si ca sa deformeze de tot realitatea, pune filmari din arhiva de la complet alt accident. Bravo ProTV. Imi pare rau ca nu m-am dus ieri sa vad ce firma de Autocar era ca acuma toata lumea crede alt ceva dupa ce au vazut filmarile respective.

Pt cei care sun interesati: Articol Mediafax

Varianta scurta fara erori de traducere: Autocaru venind pe S1 a ratat iesirea catre Budapest si o mers drept inainte, dupaia cumva (nu se stie inca cum) o trecut peste balustrada si o dat in un camion din Bulgaria si sa rasturnat.
30 Pasageri la bord, 20 raniti, 5 grav printre care era si un copil.

Faza cu copil se pare ca o scos medifax iara. Ca initial era la cuvantu Copil si o reclama. Macabru, copil ranit grav si voi bagati reclama despre premiu cu Disney Land.

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As expected and announced on the news, it snowed last night till today. But as every year there are some idiots, especially lory drivers, that think they are king of the road and they don’t need winter tires. Well the result of this was, as most of the time when it snows, trucks get stuck, blocking the freeway, by this blocking the complete traffic and also the cars that should clean the snow. Since last night, the A21 was blocked, thousands (as far as I can remember from the news) of people blocked on the freeway. All trucks coming from eastern europe trying to go towards germany where also blocked. The freeway S1 was a big lory parking lot. With lorries parked on the first lane and on the emergency lane for about 4 km. I would give them huge fines to driver and to the company that owns the lorries. But it’s not only the lorry drivers, also car drivers are stupid.
Yes, you don’ have to have winter tires, but at least don’t be so fucking stupid to go anywhere with your car with summer tires if you see the huge snow amount on the street. If you where to fucking lazy to put on your winter tires in time, then leave your fucking car at home and use the public transport. I mean … it’s middle of november, when did you intend to put on your winter tires? March? April?

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Today a man wanted to enter the US embassy in Vienna with a back pack which initiated an alarm while passing the metal detector. The man fled the scene and dumped the back pack on the street. The back pack was filled with explosive and nails which would have caused some damage. The man was captured and is now being interrogated by the police.

more in derStandard.at

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According to “derStandard” the CIA offered the Taliban (The Taliban (Pashto: طالبان ṭālibān, also anglicized as Taleban) are an extremist, terrorist, and ethnic fundamentalist Sunni Muslim Pashtun movement) participation in Afghan government, if they renounce to connections to Al Qaeda and other terroristic groups. Ok, let me think a minute, as they attacked Afghanistan, didn’t they want to free the people (besides trying to find Bin Laden)?

On October 7, 2001, the United States, aided by the United Kingdom, Canada, and supported by a coalition of other countries including several from the NATO alliance, initiated military actions in Afghanistan, code named Operation Enduring Freedom, and bombed Taliban and Al Qaeda related camps. The stated intent of military operations was to remove the Taliban from power because of the Taliban’s refusal to hand over Osama bin Laden for his involvement in the September 11 attacks, and disrupt the use of Afghanistan as a terrorist base of operations

And let’s look at some pictures, of how Afghanistan was during Taliban leadership

and let’s not forget the recent statement of Taliban

The Taliban’s newly-named top field commander has used his first public statement today to warn that new recruits were volunteering as suicide bombers and that Taliban fighters would continue their holy war until Western powers leave Afghanistan.

Sure CIA, that is a wonderful idea!
I wonder why CIA is called Central Intelligence Agency

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