Archive for September, 2006

Backup the internet

Just received a mail from Blizznet:

ab sofort verrechnen wir bis Ende des Jahres 2006 kein Zusatzdatenvolumen!

Das heißt, Sie profitieren rückwirkend mit Anfang September von unlimitiertem Datentransfer ohne Einschränkung und ohne Nachverrechnung!

Viel Spaß beim Surfen wünscht Ihnen

Ihr blizznet-Team

This means, 10mbit up/downstream with no limit :D I must be in paradise!

Bush and Condoleza

Old but still good :)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

There is no life, before coffee

This could be me in the morning …

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Lime Wire Sues RIAA for Antitrust Violations

Great!  Finally someone stands up against this RIAA stupidity! go limewire, GO! I would even donate to finance this law suite !

Read here: Recording Industry vs The People

Simpsons - All Intros (Runs To Couch) of the 16th/17th Season

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All Intros (Runs To Couch) of the 16th/17th Season

Homer J Simpson
   

100% Table Height

How many hours did I lose with this issue, and solved it by removing the doctype, which is WRONG! Here the final solution how to get a table with 100% height.

100% Table Height

I’m with stupid :)

no comment :) I'm with stupid

All The Simpsons you need … online … on demand!

Want to see all simpsons episodes? Now you can see them all, anytime you want, if you have a good bandwidth of course :)

http://allsimps.com | All The Simpsons you need

No DVD Shrink for Mac? Think again !

Thanks to the briliant crossover office, runing Windows application on a mac is no problem. One might say "wait, there is Paralelles and VMware" but … what do they cost, compared to crossover office? and … dvd shrink does NOT work with Paralleles, at least not "out of the box" and why wait till you start a virtual machine to rip a DVD ?
So move your but to the crossover office store and get yourself a licesnsed copy of Crossover Office, you won’t regret :)
I have first tested DVD Shrink 3.1 which after 50% crashed with "not enough memory" well 1.5 gb of RAM should be enough for something like DVD Shrink. But I must addmit I had quite a lot running and my iMac got quite slow during the process.
After installing DVD Shrink 3.2 and quittung some application ( firefox, camino, gallery remote, adium, mail, itunes, sofa control and some others ) DVD Shrink worked like a charm, fast, no crash and best of all, it could create a "backup" from an image I had on my HD. :)

Man has sex with hedgehog

A DESPERATE boyfriend ripped his willy to bits when he tried to cure premature ejaculation by having sex with a HEDGEHOG. Zoran Nikolovic — dubbed Mr Jiggywinkle — claimed to be following the advice of a witch doctor when he injured himself on the animal’s pricks. The 35-year-old said he had not yet told his girlfriend about his spine romance and added: “God knows what she will think of me. “I don’t know whether she’s more likely to dump me for being some kind of pervert or for being such an idiot.” He explained: “I was so ashamed to go to a normal clinic to discuss sexual problems that I was ready to try anything. When the voodoo man suggested having sex with a hedgehog I walked out. “But he guaranteed me total discretion and 100 per cent success so I decided to try it.” A hospital spokesman in Belgrade, Serbia, said: “The animal was apparently unhurt. The patient came off much worse from the encounter. “We have carried out similar operations before, but only on people who have been in accidents. “No one here has ever come across anything like it, and I doubt any of us ever will again.”

The Sun Online - News: Man has sex with hedgehog

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